Gentlemen...

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I'm going to need one of these:

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Probably for the best that you don't try... all the "Paddle-dick" jibes would be hard to bear. :D

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MuFu.
 
i don't think my missus would've approved either. length - oh yes, width - hell yes, depth - ah pooh :D
 
You can always just get her to squeeze her thighs together pretty tight and...

..."post the dirtiest letter ever".

:D

MuFu.
 
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