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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
and accepting donations The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room which is still under construction
The Alberto Gonzales Room where you won be able to remember anything
The Texas Air National Guard Room where you don't even have to show up
The Walter Reed Hospital Room where they don't let you in
The Guantanamo Bay Room where they don't let you out
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room which no one has been able to find
The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling
The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy
The Economy Room which is in the toilet
The Iraq War Room (After you complete your first visit they make you to go back for a second third fourth and sometimes fifth visit)
The Dick Cheney Room in the famous undisclosed location complete with shotgun gallery
The Environmental Conservation Room still empty
The Supreme Court Gift Shop where you can buy an election
The Airport Men's Room where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators
The Decider Room complete with dart board magic 8-ball Ouija board, dice, coins and straws
Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments
and accepting donations The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room which is still under construction
The Alberto Gonzales Room where you won be able to remember anything
The Texas Air National Guard Room where you don't even have to show up
The Walter Reed Hospital Room where they don't let you in
The Guantanamo Bay Room where they don't let you out
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room which no one has been able to find
The National Debt Room which is huge and has no ceiling
The Tax Cut Room with entry only to the wealthy
The Economy Room which is in the toilet
The Iraq War Room (After you complete your first visit they make you to go back for a second third fourth and sometimes fifth visit)
The Dick Cheney Room in the famous undisclosed location complete with shotgun gallery
The Environmental Conservation Room still empty
The Supreme Court Gift Shop where you can buy an election
The Airport Men's Room where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators
The Decider Room complete with dart board magic 8-ball Ouija board, dice, coins and straws
Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments