GET 'ERE HOBART!!!
- Thread starter Scanty
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unclehobart
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This bloke walks into a pub...
unclehobart
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A thin well dressed man settles into the bar and orders a pint. The ruffian local biker leader walks up to challenge him...
unclehobart
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'What does a so called man like you do then, eh? Are you man enough to be in here with us?', says the biker...
unclehobart
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'I'm a taxidermist', says the well dressed man...
unclehobart
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'Wots that then? ... A taxidermist?! ... Wots a taxidermist?', says the biker...
unclehobart
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'I mount dead animals' says the well dressed man...
unclehobart
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The biker stands up, smiles, and turns to his friends and says: 'Its oolright, mates... Hes one of us.'
badum bump... *ching*
badum bump... *ching*
unclehobart
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unclehobart
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*taps left nostril in that rapid 'thinking, thinking, thinking' motion while cradling his chin, elbow propped on desk, toying with a piffle of lint pulled from the computer exhaust fan*
unclehobart
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I would call a 3 legged donkey 'Carl' ... I've always wanted a 3 legged donkey named Carl.
Scanty
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Two priests are driving along the road in Transylvania. Suddenly, a vampire jumps out in front of the car...RAAAHHH!!!
One priest turns to the other priest and says "Quick! Show him your cross!"
And the other priest winds down the window, leans out and shouts "GET OUT THE WAY YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!"
One priest turns to the other priest and says "Quick! Show him your cross!"
And the other priest winds down the window, leans out and shouts "GET OUT THE WAY YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!"