Giving women everywhere a bad name...

[Gato_Solo]

um...ewwwww! Icky pictures in head. Quick, put on Evil Dead! I need violence and blood-letting to wash my mind clean!

Now, now...Just close your eyes and imagine his nether regions...

Um...money is a little tight. I can offer you my undying gratitude, some coupons to Burger King *searches through pocket lint* and some Canadian Tire money. Oh! Found a buck!

Canadian Tire money?

 

[Oz]

Um...money is a little tight. I can offer you my undying gratitude, some coupons to Burger King *searches through pocket lint* and some Canadian Tire money. Oh! Found a buck!

Yeesh.........gettin' a decent gig as an axe wielding hitman is getttin' tougher and tougher

Think of all the expenses.......grindstone to keep a sharp edge.......a new hickory shaft every five years......and my laundry bill for removing bloodstains is just horrendous

But, seeing as this job is for the head of Lionel Richie......I'll do it for the pocket lint

 

[Stop Laughing]

Damn, I wanted the pocket lint, you can have the Burger King coupons.

 

[Oz]

Damn, I wanted the pocket lint, you can have the Burger King coupons.

Riiight, I'll look a right plank while trying to sharpen me axe on a Whopper.......at least the lint can be traded for something usefull