God Almighty's Ulterior Motive :D

[Leslie]

Nerve Endings

The nerve endings," said Gabriel. "How many will I put in her hands?"

"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.

"Two-hundred, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.

"Then we shall do the same for this woman," said The Lord.

"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals," inquired
Gabriel.

"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.

"Four-hundred and twenty, O Mighty One," replied Gabriel.

"Of course. We did want Adam to have a means of receiving extra pleasure
in his life, didn't we? Do the same for woman," said The Lord.

"Yes, O Great Lord," said Gabriel.

"No, wait!" said The Lord. "Screw it, give her ten-thousand. I want her
to scream out my name."

 

[Jeslek]

I was always wondering why women screamed when I get near them... (ok ok I'm dreaming)

 

[ris]

hehehe

 

[Shadowfax]

lol

 

[freako104]

thats why they say that. god are you going to explain this??

 

[Ardsgaine]

I dunno... I've been known to call on the lord in moments of religious ecstasy too. They don't call it 'testi-fying' for nothing.

 

[fury]

*grumble* *grumble* multiple orgasms, more nerve endings *grumble* lucky women *grumble*

 

[Jeslek]

*grumble* *grumble* multiple orgasms, more nerve endings *grumble* lucky women *grumble*

Haha but they can't benefit from sounding... ( A way of making male orgasm last about 40 seconds)