Goodness, gracious...

[Gato_Solo]

GREAT BALLS O' FIRE...

Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach.

Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.

 

[paul_valaru]

if anyone burnt my balls I would try to make them dead.

 

[tonksy]

Friends do not set flame to your genitalia. It's a bylaw.

 

[MrBishop]

Friends do not set flame to your genitalia. It's a bylaw.

Except by accident...can you say "Blue-angel accident"?

 

[Gato_Solo]

Except by accident...can you say "Blue-angel accident"?

When lighting flatulence, one must be sure not to let the flame travel towards the sphincter...

 

[tonksy]

For fuck's sake.

 

[MrBishop]

 

[catocom]

GREAT BALLS O' FIRE

 

[JTP]

With "friends" like that, who needs enemas? (not a typo)

 

[Gato_Solo]

'member this?

 

[Inkara1]

Doing my county proud, those two.

 

[MrBishop]

'member this?

Not his member, his stones.

 

[valkyrie]

Wow... with friends like that... who needs.... ahhhhh... someone already went there.

Seriously though... I knew a group of guys and one of them couldn't stop drinking until he passed out. The others in the group used to do things to him when he passed out. For example, they once put a carrot in this guys bung-hole.

Not sure why that guy never learned his lesson but I always thought these guys were closet homos...
... not that there's anything wrong with that.

It's my opinion that guys can't be trusted once liquor is involved.