MrBishop
Well-Known Member
A rather "well-endowed" blonde walks into a Casino in Las Vegas.
She walks straight up to the craps table and throws $20,000 down on a single roll of the dice.
Before she rolls the dice, however, she turns to the two men manning the craps table and says "I hope you don't mind but I really need to be in the nude when I roll the dice. It's something I do for luck."
With that she starts stripping down as the men stare on in disbelief.
When she's naked, she picks of the dice and says "C'mon baby...Mama needs a new set of clothes."
She throws the dice and immediately starts jumping up and down screaming "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
One of the men numbly pushes a stack of chips her way which she immediately scoops up, along with her clothes, turns around and heads for the cashier to cash in her chips.
As they watch her walk away, one of the men whispers to the other "What did she roll, anyway?"
"I don't know, I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY:
(see below)
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
She walks straight up to the craps table and throws $20,000 down on a single roll of the dice.
Before she rolls the dice, however, she turns to the two men manning the craps table and says "I hope you don't mind but I really need to be in the nude when I roll the dice. It's something I do for luck."
With that she starts stripping down as the men stare on in disbelief.
When she's naked, she picks of the dice and says "C'mon baby...Mama needs a new set of clothes."
She throws the dice and immediately starts jumping up and down screaming "I WIN! I WIN! I WIN!"
One of the men numbly pushes a stack of chips her way which she immediately scoops up, along with her clothes, turns around and heads for the cashier to cash in her chips.
As they watch her walk away, one of the men whispers to the other "What did she roll, anyway?"
"I don't know, I thought you were watching."
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY:
(see below)
Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!
