Guess the Movie

First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those tiny, white pants. It's just so illogical, about being a Smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?
 
One last try to revive this thread...CLEAR!!!

Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!

Let the fun recommence...
 
i was waiting to see if I was right......


1: Do you know what will happen to me if the bridge is not built on time?
2: I haven't the foggiest.
1: I'll have to kill myself. What would you do if you were me?
2: I suppose if I were you, I'd have to kill myself. Cheers!
 
paul_valaru said:
i was waiting to see if I was right......


1: Do you know what will happen to me if the bridge is not built on time?
2: I haven't the foggiest.
1: I'll have to kill myself. What would you do if you were me?
2: I suppose if I were you, I'd have to kill myself. Cheers!


The Bridge on the River Kwai

Colonel Saito was talking with Colonel Nicholson (I think)
 
"Damn you to hell if you don't take Cory to a hospital right now! You think you can do whatever you want and keep us locked up here and no-one will ever find out! If Cory dies, Mamma, I will make you pay, one way or another I will find a way."
 
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