OK, Maybe I broke the rules... but I couldnt decide which one to put up.... So sue me
What is a jellicle cat?
Man1: As Abraham said, "I am a stranger in a strange land..."
Man2: Moses said that!
Man1: Ah. Well, as King David said, "I am slow of speech, and slow of tongue."
Man2: That was also Moses!
Man1: For a man who was slow of speech he talked a lot!
"don't mind her. She's French-Canadian. Some days she's Canadian. Can be quite pleasant. Today she's obviously French."