[Gal]: Amanda is my friend.
[Guy]: So?
[Gal]: So you're going with her.
[Guy]: So?
[Gal]: So you're coming on to me!
[Guy]: No I wasn't. What?
[Guy]: Can't a man say a woman is attractive without it being a come-on?
Alright, alright, let's just say just for the sake of argument that it was a
come-on. What do you want me to do about it? I take it back, ok? I take it
back.
[Gal]: You can't take it back.
[Guy]: Why not?
[Gal]: Because it's already out there.
[Guy]: Oh gees, what are we suppose to do, call the cops? It's already out
there.
[Gal]: Just let it lie, ok?
[Guy]: Great! Let it lie. That's my policy. That's what I always say, let
it lie. Wanna spend the night at a motel? See what I did? I didn't let it
lie.
[Gal]: [Guy].
[Guy]: I said I wouldn't and I didn't.
[Gal]: [Guy].
[Guy]: I went the other way.
[Gal]: [Guy].
[Guy]: What?
[Gal]: We are just going to be friends, ok?
[Guy]: Great! Friends! It's the best thing.
(On the road once more)
[Guy]: You realise of course that we can never be friends.
[Gal]: Why not?
[Guy]: What I'm saying is... and this is not a come-on in any way, shape or
form, is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets
in the way.
[Gal]: That's not true, I have a number of men friends and there's is no sex
involved.
[Guy]: No you don't.
[Gal]: Yes I do.
[Guy]: No you don't.
[Gal]: Yes I do.
[Guy]: You only think you do.
[Gal]: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
[Guy]: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.
[Gal]: They do not.
[Guy]: Do too.
[Gal]: They do not.
[Guy]: Do too.
[Gal]: How do you know?
[Guy]: Because no man can be friends with a woman he finds attractive, he
always wants to have sex with her.
[Gal]: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds
unattractive.
[Guy]: Nuh, you pretty much wanna nail'em too.
Squiggy, hope everything is alright!
Thanks PT. I needed a good laugh..
