Guns don't kill people...

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WHAT WE ALL SHOULD KNOW.....
Doctors:
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services.
Now think about this:

Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80 million.
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is ..000188.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times
more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."
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Gonz said:
If you quietly check, I bet s/he owns an automobile too. :eek:
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He DOES!! He owns TWO automobiles, has GUNS, and he's a DOCTOR!!

That's a TRIPLE threat!!

We're DOOMED!! DOOMED, I tell ya . . .






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Sharky said:
He DOES!! He owns TWO automobiles, has GUNS, and he's a DOCTOR!!
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If one of the vehicles is a 1977 Chevy Cheyenne 25 stepside, lifted, with the "stars and bars" flying from a pole in the back that's almost as tall as the CB antenna on the roof, and brown body panels except for the green hood that's got a slight fold in the middle (sloping up from the front to the fold, then back down to the cowl), and Yosemite Sam mud flaps...

and if he's got a gun rack in it to keep these guns...

and if the other car is a 1972 Trans Am, brown with the large bird design painted on the hood...

and the Trans Am is sitting on cinderblocks in the front yard, with its hood open and a family of squirrels inhabiting the area between the air cleaner (open and missing the filter) and the intake manifold, while the transmission sits in the tub in the guest bathroom...

then I'd be worried about him being my doctor. :D
 
Shadowfax said:
but what about the amount of murders with guns per year per gun owner? ;)
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So you're asking how many murders per year with guns, or how many gun owners are murderers?
 
was more wondering about the amount of murders with illegal owned guns. but then again, i don't really care, nor care about the gun policy in the US. i'm gonna drop the question anyway, since this is the entertainment forum ;)
 
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