Guys... whats your record...

[75renegade]

*creeps quietly back into Jeep, clutch down, turns key & throttles his way out of this thread*...........................

 

[fury]

I'm not sure, I think somewhere around 5-8, but just to be on the safe side I voted 5-6

That was in the past when I couldn't download the pr0n fast enough. Now I have cable, I can download 100x faster. Would that mean a linear increase in maximus wankus?

 

[[b]]

at first glance, one might assume i'd get some sort of perverse pleasure finding out this kinda info about you guys, but when i started thinking about it, i ended up being kinda scared.

weird huh?

 

[Luis G]

so far the winning option is 4 or less.........

c'mon.........we know you are lying

 

[Gaunt]

11+...jebus, you must run out of kleenex's quickly around your house.

 

[freako104]

geez LL you sure are intrested in what guys do. why is that??

 

[Jeslek]

geez LL you sure are intrested in what guys do. why is that??

I'm a curious human being and I am NOT homophobic. I can joke about guys just as easily as I can with girls.

 

[Ardsgaine]

C'mon guys... after the 4th or 5th time it's just fucking. Where's the love? Put on some soft music, light some candles, pop open a bottle of champagne... take your time and make it mean something.

 

[Nixy]

uhhhhhhh they're talking about masturbating Ards, not sex....

 

[fury]

Of course, I'd love to talk about sex, if you'd join in, Nixy.

 

[Ardsgaine]

uhhhhhhh they're talking about masturbating Ards, not sex....

I was talking about masturbating too.

If masturbating isn't sex, then what is it? Surely it's something more than emptying your gonads the way you would empty your bladder.

Like I said, light some candles, put on some soft music, show some love-- make it mean something.

 

[[b]]

ahhhh, make it stop make it stop!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jeslek]

uhhhhhhh they're talking about masturbating Ards, not sex....

I was talking about masturbating too.

If masturbating isn't sex, then what is it? Surely it's something more than emptying your gonads the way you would empty your bladder.

Like I said, light some candles, put on some soft music, show some love-- make it mean something.

I'm single. And I don't believe in sex before marriage. And I don't intend to marry for another few years. That leaves..... jerking off.

 

[fury]

Like I said, light some candles, put on some soft music, show some love-- make it mean something.

Dude... that's... deep... I'm so touched by your profound statement that I think I'll go..umm...read some articles

 

[Ardsgaine]

]ahhhh, make it stop make it stop!!!!!!!!!

Hey, bitch, if I have to live with the image of you polishing up bill's tool while he natters on the phone with his mom, then you can just deal with it, eh?

 

[Jeslek]

ahhhh, make it stop make it stop!!!!!!!!!

Hey, bitch, if I have to live with the image of you polishing up bill's tool while he natters on the phone with his mom, then you can just deal with it, eh?

 

[freako104]

geez LL you sure are intrested in what guys do. why is that??

I'm a curious human being and I am NOT homophobic. I can joke about guys just as easily as I can with girls.

i said nothing about homophobia my friend. you maybe a cuious person but you seem more intrested in guys than gals. besides who wouldnt give a friend a hard time

 

[Jeslek]

i said nothing about homophobia my friend. you maybe a cuious person but you seem more intrested in guys than gals. besides who wouldnt give a friend a hard time

I know you didn't say anything about homophobic And you are a interesting firiend for sure

 

[karlwb]

 

[Gaunt]

Ok, this is appropriate for this thread.

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