Happy 5,000

[Nixy]

I don't think I have reached 5000 posts anywhere...ever...

*bows down to the master*

You're pretty close here!!

'gratz SnP

 

[BeardofPants]

More like constipated, with a sharp piece of glass up your ass.

You know. You really, really want to give a shit, but it hurts so much when you do.

Well yeah, that's why I said really constipated - y'know, butt-bleedin' constipated.

 

[Professur]

Well yeah, that's why I said really constipated - y'know, butt-bleedin' constipated.

You know what trying to shit out broken glass feels like :

Actually, I don't know at all. My asshole is frightfully well behaved.

 

[BeardofPants]

*wonders what it says about prof that he's worshipping me for my knowledge on constipation

 

[Professur]

What can I say. I work better around people who don't give a shit. (man, am I wearing that one out this week, or what)

 

[Inkara1]

Yeah, and it was a shitty pun to begin with.