SouthernN'Proud
Southern Discomfort
A joyous celebration of the anniversary of your birth, with all related sincere wishes for a prosperous and generally enjoyable forseeable future, and all kinds of stuff like that to go along with it. Your willingness to tackle the most thankless job known to mankind, that being PUTTING UP WITH ME, is deeply appreciated by not only myself but all those who DON'T have to put up with me because you do it for them. Hope you have a terrific day today hon.
Now, leave the driving to me...
Now, leave the driving to me...