Hard to swallow

An American tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives, he asks the waiter what it is. "These, Senor," replies the waiter in broken English, "are the cojones--how you say, the testicles--of the bull killed in the ring today."

The tourist swallows hard but tastes the dish and thinks it's delicious. So he comes back the next evening and orders the same item. When it is served, he says to the waiter, "These cojones, or whatever you call them, are much smaller than the ones I had last night."

"Yes, Senor," replies the waiter, "You see...the bull, he does not always lose."
 
Heard that one before, except the tourist comes in two days in a row and sees someone else order the specialty, which can only be made once per day... then the third day he hurries up and gets there early so he can order the specialty, and when he is served, that's when he finds out that sometimes the bull wins.
 
Inkara1 said:
Heard that one before, except the tourist comes in two days in a row and sees someone else order the specialty, which can only be made once per day... then the third day he hurries up and gets there early so he can order the specialty, and when he is served, that's when he finds out that sometimes the bull wins.
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I posted that version on PiL yesterday.:bgpimp:
 
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