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Banned
I have been in two. I never got a license til I was 20 so when I did I had a lot of being 16 still to do. I lived in the same small town I live in now. My first car was an 18 foot long 1973 Monte Carlo with a 350 and a four barrel and that sucker moved pretty good...I am pretty sure it had a non stock cam as well. So it follows that I developed a tendency to get on it a bit.
So anyway one night my friends and I are out partying....Namely frying balls on a bunch of good acid....Don't know if most of you all have experienced LSD or not but if not just understand it's a very profound experience....
Well the small town cops in this town had this habbit of deciding they were going to pick on one of us, and that night it was my good friend Aaron, and they took him away to jail.....We were pretty bummed but we were trippin all night so we went and picked up my girlfriend from work.
We were driving past a place called "Penny Saver" (the place with the cheap beer) and the cops were there along with 3 or 4 carloads of dreaded jocks.
Well my friend Mel yells out the window "fucking cops" but predictably the 3 or 4 carloads of jocks heard "fucking jocks", and they immediately dispatch to give chase.
Now I am in my 3rd week of driving, and my second of car ownership, me and Mel are frying balls...I mean we are fuckered up BAD. The two women in the car were my friend Shirley and my girlfriend and Shirley I think was frying but my girlfriend was just drunk.....Anyway...we are all like "what the fuck do we do now?" and I am all punching it to get away but these jocks are hammered and they are getting sideways in front of us and opening doors....
This goes on and escalates...And believe you me I am freaking.....Thanking God I had filled up that night....We are hittting 100+ miles an hour through Port Townsend....Which is no mean feat....And we are PRAYING the cops will come along and bust the little party up.
I am driving in ever widening circles on roads I don't know well at very high speeds...Occasionally tearing across lawns as we cut corners....My car is by far faster than any in the chase but I am the least experienced driver...At one or two points I nearly lost it completely. We kept our strategy of looking for the cops but we never seemed to find them...this went on for nearly an hour (felt like 3 hours).
Eventually going up a hill I didn't know enough to gear down the auto tranny and the lead car (a Toyota Celica we later found out was borrowed from dude's girlfriends father) gets alongside us on the right....So not knowing what else to do I veer right and total his car (totalled as in it cost too much to be worth fixing but it was still after us). I ended up with one unsightly crumpled fender but little serious damage.
Anyway finally the cop catches the two remaining cars that are chasing us and pulls them over, and we just proceed about 4 blocks home, and I immediately call the police, so I can give our side of the story. They didn't even give me a warning.
Well of course another week later I am in a high speed chase in Seattle cuz this dude with me is selling crack and he burned some people....But that's another story....
Thats how I learned to drive though....
So anyway one night my friends and I are out partying....Namely frying balls on a bunch of good acid....Don't know if most of you all have experienced LSD or not but if not just understand it's a very profound experience....
Well the small town cops in this town had this habbit of deciding they were going to pick on one of us, and that night it was my good friend Aaron, and they took him away to jail.....We were pretty bummed but we were trippin all night so we went and picked up my girlfriend from work.
We were driving past a place called "Penny Saver" (the place with the cheap beer) and the cops were there along with 3 or 4 carloads of dreaded jocks.
Well my friend Mel yells out the window "fucking cops" but predictably the 3 or 4 carloads of jocks heard "fucking jocks", and they immediately dispatch to give chase.
Now I am in my 3rd week of driving, and my second of car ownership, me and Mel are frying balls...I mean we are fuckered up BAD. The two women in the car were my friend Shirley and my girlfriend and Shirley I think was frying but my girlfriend was just drunk.....Anyway...we are all like "what the fuck do we do now?" and I am all punching it to get away but these jocks are hammered and they are getting sideways in front of us and opening doors....
This goes on and escalates...And believe you me I am freaking.....Thanking God I had filled up that night....We are hittting 100+ miles an hour through Port Townsend....Which is no mean feat....And we are PRAYING the cops will come along and bust the little party up.
I am driving in ever widening circles on roads I don't know well at very high speeds...Occasionally tearing across lawns as we cut corners....My car is by far faster than any in the chase but I am the least experienced driver...At one or two points I nearly lost it completely. We kept our strategy of looking for the cops but we never seemed to find them...this went on for nearly an hour (felt like 3 hours).
Eventually going up a hill I didn't know enough to gear down the auto tranny and the lead car (a Toyota Celica we later found out was borrowed from dude's girlfriends father) gets alongside us on the right....So not knowing what else to do I veer right and total his car (totalled as in it cost too much to be worth fixing but it was still after us). I ended up with one unsightly crumpled fender but little serious damage.
Anyway finally the cop catches the two remaining cars that are chasing us and pulls them over, and we just proceed about 4 blocks home, and I immediately call the police, so I can give our side of the story. They didn't even give me a warning.
Well of course another week later I am in a high speed chase in Seattle cuz this dude with me is selling crack and he burned some people....But that's another story....
Thats how I learned to drive though....
