My step mom: "Have you ever comforted a woman?"
Me: "Umm... well..."
My step mom straddles me and lets me touch her goodies through her panties
<insert fingering, breast fondling, two ejaculations (quickies, I might add ), and a nice silent lay-there-sighing-for-a-bit>
My step mom: "You'd better not lay here like this, if your sister sees us like this she'd be devastated, might even commit suicide"
Me (not wanting to be the cause of my step sister's death): "Doh"