You call completely random people!
*ring*
Young female voice picks up.
Her (angrily): "Quit calling me, Jack, what the hell is your problem?"
Me (with a gay lisp): "Excuse me?"
Her: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else."
Me: "That's OK, I think in time I can forgive you."
Her: "What? Who is this?"
Me: "Glad you asked. I'm a representative of the gay and lesbian alliance. I called you to ask if you'd like to take part in our march happening on Halloween weekend, along State Road 135."
Her: "Uhh..."
Me: "You don't need to donate anything, we're not trying to sell you anything, we just want you to march. All you have to do is walk hand in hand with other women, no need to take your clothes off although it's perfectly permissible."
Her: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
Me: "If by sick joke you mean a protest against the discrimination of gays and to promote the public display of affection between lesbians."
Her: "Umm... you gotta be kidding me. *click*"
*ring*
Young female voice picks up.
Her (angrily): "Quit calling me, Jack, what the hell is your problem?"
Me (with a gay lisp): "Excuse me?"
Her: "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else."
Me: "That's OK, I think in time I can forgive you."
Her: "What? Who is this?"
Me: "Glad you asked. I'm a representative of the gay and lesbian alliance. I called you to ask if you'd like to take part in our march happening on Halloween weekend, along State Road 135."
Her: "Uhh..."
Me: "You don't need to donate anything, we're not trying to sell you anything, we just want you to march. All you have to do is walk hand in hand with other women, no need to take your clothes off although it's perfectly permissible."
Her: "Is this some kind of sick joke?"
Me: "If by sick joke you mean a protest against the discrimination of gays and to promote the public display of affection between lesbians."
Her: "Umm... you gotta be kidding me. *click*"
, fury.
