hey, squiggy!

what do you call a frog with no legs?
doesn't matter...he won't come, anyways...


what do you call a frog WITH legs?


in louisiana? dinner.
 
A scientist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!"
The frog jumped across the room.

The scientist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs - jumped eight feet."

Then he cut the frog's front legs off. Again he ordered, "Jump, frog, jump!"

The frog struggled a moment, then jumped a few feet.

After measuring the distance, the scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with two legs - jumped three feet."

Next, the scientist cut off the frog's back legs. Once more, he shouted, "Jump, frog, jump!"

The frog just lay there.

"Jump, frog, jump!" the scientist repeated.

Nothing.

The scientist noted in his journal, "Frog with no legs - lost its hearing."
 
There were two Frogs sitting on Robinson Crusoe's back.
One Frog said to the other:

"I have to go now but lets meet again on Friday!"
 
little girl "grandpa? can you make a sound like a frog?"
grandpa "sure, baby...why?"
little girl "cuz daddy says when you croak we can all go to disneyland..."

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I'm out of froggie jokes, but Squiggs needs to get here, there is something I'm dying to know about the frog anatomy.
 
AlphaTroll said:
I'm out of froggie jokes, but Squiggs needs to get here, there is something I'm dying to know about the frog anatomy.
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yes, a frogs ass is watertight....he told me.

what is green and slimy and found at the north pole?


a lost frog.
 
lol great thread :D

I must have a frog joke in the back of me mind somewhere........


What did the boyfrog say to his ladyfrog after going down on her?

"It's true babe..........we do taste just like chicken!"

Ok so it's a bit of an oldie..........
 
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