Hey Tubby.

[Professur]

*editted before Uki can see it*

 

[Uki Chick]

*editted before Uki can see it*

And what should I not be seeing?????

I see myself as being chubby! Most of the time I look at myself in the mirror and see fat, but that's just me. The hubby tells me that I'm sexy, and most of the time I just brush it off.

 

[Professur]

I look at myself in the mirror and see fat,

I looked in your mirror, and all I saw was this hairy, wild eyed freakazoid. You weren't even in there at all.

 

[Uki Chick]

I looked in your mirror, and all I saw was this hairy, wild eyed freakazoid. You weren't even in there at all.

Too bad I didn't see that. I saw a funny, sophisticated and somewhat mysterious someone!

 

[Professur]

You'd have had to be in the bathroom with me. That might had occaisionned the need for some seriously fast explaining.

 

[paul_valaru]

You'd have had to be in the bathroom with me. That might had occaisionned the need for some seriously fast explaining.

 

[Professur]

See what I mean?

 

[Uki Chick]

See what I mean?

What I meant was what I saw in person!

 

[Professur]

Yer glasses musta bin dirty.

 

[PT]

I looked in your mirror, and all I saw was this hairy, wild eyed freakazoid. You weren't even in there at all.

I've seen that guy in my mirror too. A little black spray paint took care of 'im though.

 

[Professur]

Little freak gets around.

 

[Uki Chick]

Yer glasses musta bin dirty.

Not that I'm aware of. Maybe V.4 drooled on them a little.

 

[Professur]

Ah, you see. There's the problem. All those kids around musta fogged up your lenses. You were seeing afterimages of them when you looked at me.

 

[ResearchMonkey]

Girls

I tell my wife not to worry until I use a thumb-tack to attach pictures of other girls to the back of her neck.

 

[tonksy]

Allow me to rephrase. You didn't look any where near as used up as you desc...

You're not as..


Damn Wimmen!!!

You looked alright to me. Better?

ah gee...thanks prof

 

[unclehobart]

I am @ 170 lbs here. Unc I thought in all the shots I saw of you that you were quite thin or average.

I was a noseguard in high school @ 240. I was/am a blocky guy. I have never been described as thin or average.

 

[HomeLAN]

You are getting quite svelte, though. Especially in view of the past.

 

[Uki Chick]

Ah, you see. There's the problem. All those kids around musta fogged up your lenses. You were seeing afterimages of them when you looked at me.

Nahhhh! You just have to learn to take a compliment!

 

[BeardofPants]

Prof's like a woman when it comes to compliments.