hey you people from Georgia

[kuulani]

So how far are you from Lawrenceville? My cousin lives there

 

[unclehobart]

About 25 miles dead east of me ... 28 of HomeLAN

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Oh you're in Georgia? Do you know Bob?

 

[unclehobart]

Uncle, Grandad ... god knows who else 'round here. Sure do. You need me to pass along a message?

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

Tell Bob the Vaseline is right next to the barley bucket.

 

[Scanty]

I know Bob. He's a builder or something, isn't he? He can fix it, YES. HE. CAN.

 

[Squiggy]

I don't know which is worse...Someone with a relative named Uncle Grandad, or someone who knows where to find the vaseline in Georgia....

 

[unclehobart]

Tell Bob the Vaseline is right next to the barley bucket.

Will do... I reckon. *tips greasy John Deere baseball cap*

 

[Squiggy]

BTW...Isn't everyone in Georgia named "Bob"?...Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Betty Bob.....etc,etc....

 

[unclehobart]

I don't know which is worse...Someone with a relative named Uncle Grandad, or someone who knows where to find the vaseline in Georgia....

Uncle Grandad... Thats what we call the apple moonshine 'round here. Its strictly for medicinal uses mind ya.. and freeing up rusty lugs.

 

[unclehobart]

BTW...Isn't everyone in Georgia named "Bob"?...Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Jim Bob, Betty Bob.....etc,etc....

Dont forget Bubba ... he has a dog named Bob.

 

[unclehobart]

Charlie Cletus, Ramsey Louise, Brett Bo, Tina Marie, Toby Claxton ... weze all be habbin a good time cow tippin tonite. *spits terbacky jooce*

 

[Scanty]

Betty Bob?

Is that like, a tranny name or something?

 

[unclehobart]

Chick Bob is pretty much short for Bobbi.

 

[Scanty]

 

[unclehobart]

I wish I were kidding. *puts another checkmark on 'the list' of why he should move away from this sad state*

 

[Jeslek]

Do they say ya'll in Georgia? For some reason, that just cracks me up everytime I speak with a client in Louisiana... "ya'll"...

 

[unclehobart]

I would say about half do. I don't. HomeLAN doesn't. His wife doesn't It all depends on where you were raised. We were all highly educated suburbia types with no real accent to speak of. Kruz lives here but was raised in Buffalo, NY. He has a mild upstate NY accent.

 

[Jeslek]

*frown* What do you guys use vaseline for?

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

ask the pigs