Horoscope

Mare

Mare

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I used to have AOL at home and every morning I would read my horoscope. On sis's puter I have MSN. Any answers on a website where it wont give me fifty million pop-ups, but can read the stars LOL. :swing:
 
Any links for us on where decent ones are? I like the overtly cruel horoscopes. The ones that says: Libra: Give it the hell up, cause you're most likely an abusive alcoholic who deserves a boil where it hurts the most. Don't even leave the bed today. Just sit there and concentrate on what a pathetic worm you've become. Tomorrow wont be any better.

Anyone got any links like that? :D
 
Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Unfortunately, the depressed economy and reduced demand for the service will force you to once again scale back the price of your mustache rides.
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Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
It turns out that there are indeed mountains high enough and valleys low enough to keep you from your love.


*sigh* i think i'll crawl back in bed...what an awful thing to say.
 
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You weren't aware that you could go to hell for wearing the wrong pants, but then you saw it in the Old Testament.


The WRONG trousers?! *gasp*
 
Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
The last members of your extended family will die of leprosy, putting a stop to the stream of interestingly stained hand-me-downs.
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WooHoo! :dance: Finally!


Oh..wait....that would be me....:eek5:
 
Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22) You will fail to inspire either fear or loyalty, in spite of the iron hand that you used in organizing the hayride.
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but my face scares everything. doesnt it?


ive always been a fan of the onion :D its the best.
 
My favorite horoscope I ever heard is from "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul" (Douglas Adams) wherein Dirk Gently's horoscope reads, "Virtually everything you decide today will be wrong." I know just how he feels. :lol:
 
Generalized mush. Horoscopes are useless. You make your own decisions which have their own consequences, no one can predict the outcomes.
 
Actually, what I really believe about horoscopes is that it is more than a little silly to think that an optical illusion can in any way effect your daily life.

Flame away. :D
 
Did you know that the catholic church considers horoscopes witchcraft, with practioners punishable by stoning?
 
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