How long.......

[Uki Chick]

before you had sex with your significant other for the first time?

 

[MrBishop]

from date #1?

With MrsBish...somewhere between 2 and 3 weeks.
*I'm assuming that you're talking about 'sex' as defined by Bill Clinton as opposed to other variations on the word.

 

[Uki Chick]

Yes from date #1 and yes I mean sex, intercourse, fucking, whatever you want to call it.

 

[Professur]

12-13 years?

 

[Uki Chick]

What????

 

[Professur]

What what?

 

[Uki Chick]

12-13 years? how old were you when you had your first date with the wife that it took that long?

 

[Professur]

I was 12 or 13.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

Pleads the fifth.

 

[Uki Chick]

Pleads the fifth.

why's that? are you trying to hide something?

 

[HomeLAN]

'Bout a month, as I remember.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

It's my constitutional right. And the constitution says you can't read anything into my evoking that right. So there. Pffftttt.

 

[Professur]

Actually, that only applies to Americans. I can read anything I want into it.

 

[Nixy]

I don't have a S/O

 

[MrBishop]

What happened to the guy you dragged over to my BBQ?

/me thinks that he's missed a thread somewhere.

 

[paul_valaru]

just long enough

 

[Uki Chick]

I don't have a S/O

You did not long ago.

 

[Professur]

You did not long ago.

On advise from counsel, my client refuses to discuss or revisit the errors of her past.

 

[Uki Chick]

What happened to the guy you dragged over to my BBQ?

/me thinks that he's missed a thread somewhere.

Yeah, you missed it, they're no longer together.

 

[MrBishop]

Ahhh-so?

So, now he's the insignificant other?