How many of you...

Do you look at Porn online?

  • Yes

    Votes: 21 80.8%

  • No

    Votes: 5 19.2%
  • Total voters
    26
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Look at Porn online?

I'm serious here, you don't have to post if you are embarrased about it, just vote.
 
I avoided the internet for a long time. I always thought that it was a medium that the corporate world needed, and they wanted to suck us (the little guys) into bearing the maintenence costs. I had my computer, but had no interest in "getting online".
Then, one day, I heard an advertisement on the radio by one of the ISPs. "Are you online yet?" It asked. "Everyone else is! Your co-workers, all of your friends, even your ex-wife is online !" That was all I had to hear. I couldn't let her get one up on me, right? So I went online....
Its been interesting. And a bit perplexing. I can't, for the life of me, figure out who told all of those companies about the size of my penis. Ive asked everyone and no one will admit to it. Or, why those other people think I would be more confident if I used their breast enhancement cream. So far, it hasn't helped abit.
I must admit, it amazed me when I first began exploring the web. Every page offering links to many more. Taking you down sidestreets and dumping you onto thruways...It would just go on forever. Then I saw that little box at the side of the page. She was staring at me with those inviting eyes..."Want to chat with me live?" It asked. "Click here now!" So I did.
Suddenly, windows started popping open all over the screen! Each one displaying the crudest, most disgusting (yet, strangely interesting) content! I felt a warm flush come over my face and I remember thinking " what if someone sees this!". Frantically, I grabbed the mouse and began closing the windows as fast as I could. But every time I closed a window, five more would open! I was losing ground, fast.
Then, suddenly, one of the windows caught my eye. They were right!! Right there, on the internet, were all of my friends....with my ex-wife!!! I never realized she was so nimble. Go figure... :D
 
My first experience with online porn was back in 92-93. It wasn't the internet, it was local BBS's. There were a few that you could play online games on, text based D & D stuff, and there were a few that you could download pics on. Of course at the time, most of the pics were blurry scanned images from the magazines with no thumbnails, you had to guess what they were by the filename most of the time, and I was downloading them at a whopping 9600 baud and viewing them with cga graphics. :D

It just amazes me the content that is out there now, some of which I really thought was just stories, I didn't think there were people that really did that sort of thing, and now, I'm just not really sure what it would take to surprise me. It really kind of makes me sad to think about it sometimes, I've lost alot of innocence here at this keyboard. Of course, I haven't had the good fortune of finding my ex-wife on here yet, but I'm still looking. ;)
 
is getting porn videos (divx,mpg,asf) from the net considered like "online porn" ?

If so, yes...........otherwise i just watch porn in the puter.
 
Time to face up to the facts I think ;)

Of course I look at porn online. Hell, why do you think i stay up late most nights of the week?! Cracking one off using your imagination gets boring after a while.

Visual stimulus is the remedy. You know I'm so right. :grinyes:

Edit: Wicked! Post #300 :headbang:
 
PuterTutor said:
It just amazes me the content that is out there now, some of which I really thought was just stories, I didn't think there were people that really did that sort of thing, and now, I'm just not really sure what it would take to surprise me. It really kind of makes me sad to think about it sometimes, I've lost alot of innocence here at this keyboard. Of course, I haven't had the good fortune of finding my ex-wife on here yet, but I'm still looking. ;)
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I'm amazed to hear that coming from you. Honestly, there's a long time anything that come from people surprises me. I keep browsing and downloading and I'm still waiting to be surprised...
 
:lol: @ Squiggy's ex-wife.


Ummm.... yeah, I do. I didn't discover it until about '96 when we got our current ISP. Prior to that I had been on AOL and before that Prodigy. I suppose you could probably find porn with those services, but I didn't know how to do it. It wasn't until I started doing searches with IE that I got the bright idea to type in "pornography" and see what it would turn up. Wow! That was an eye-opener. I explored around the net in that manner clicking on random links looking for interesting sites. Those damn pop-up windows used to bug the shit out of me.

Initially, I was pretty fascinated by the strangeness of it all. At this point, though, my curiosity has been more than satisfied. There's a lot of stuff out there that I just don't want to see. There's only one site that I still visit occasionally. Its content stays within my comfort zone.
 
Oh don't even get me started on this...
I've got 5mbs of favs, and haven't even,
"scratched the surface", so to speak.:bgpimp:
 
i don't have 5mb of bookmarks........but i have like 10cds full of porn video :D
 
Silly question for the guys... A better question would be, "How many guys DON'T look at online porn" :laugh:

I was using a certain program that searches for certain files and found some porn in with the rest of the things I was looking for. Apparently, I had used the 'search for all types' feature and came up with more than I bargained for. Wouldn't you know it that the people who were offering the porn were overloaded with requests. :shrug:

I looked at a couple of things but it didn't really thrill me. I have my boyfriend and a couple of videos here. I don't really need to look elsewhere. :)
 
Greenie said:
I looked at a couple of things but it didn't really thrill me. I have my boyfriend and a couple of videos here. I don't really need to look elsewhere.
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So what about Rusty, does he? :)
 
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