How much does this weigh?

[A.B.Normal]

Well ,since ham is cured/smoked all you need to do is heat it ,or don't .Hot or cold its nummy and safe to eat.

 

[Oz]

Only this one?

Well, quite a few seem like they are posted in by drunky's

But this is the only one that makes me wish I was still regularly destroying braincells with the booze

 

[Leslie]

*doesn't trust pink dead animal which is the same colour cooked or not*

 

[Gonz]

42

 

[Ms Ann Thrope]

do you know the way to San Jose...

 

[Kittie]

I'm not drunk, lol. Never touched the stuff!

 

[freako104]

42

everybody knows the damn answer!! whats the question

(sorry had to borrow that from Prof)

 

[Stop Laughing]

What is a fear of nuclear war? I'll take Simpsons Quotes for $500, Alex.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

I'm not drunk, lol. Never touched the stuff!

well apparently you should start then.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

a private butcher

owwww

 

[Kittie]

No beer fer meeeeee!!!!

HAM

 

[Gato_Solo]

*doesn't trust pink dead animal which is the same colour cooked or not*

I thought you didn't eat meat at all...

 

[Leslie]

I'm not that freakish about it...but I don't unless I can help it...in this case it was a gift from hubby's work, so I decided to get rid of it by cooking for the inlaws. Everyone is happy and it's out of my freezer

 

[Gonz]

Football

 

[Squiggy]

purple...

hehe...what a funny word...

I can't believe they named a color after it...

 

[Oz]

[homer simpson]it is healthy food.....it's got purple in it.....purple's a fruit[/homer simpson]

 

[Stop Laughing]

Grampa: Yeah, Smingers did it. I'm going to the outhouse. (leaves)
Lisa: Dad, we don't have an outhouse.
Homer: MY TOOL SHED!

 

[freako104]

and its Smithers

 

[Stop Laughing]

He said Smingers, he misprounounced it.

 

[Oz]

Grampa: Yeah, Smingers did it. I'm going to the outhouse. (leaves)
Lisa: Dad, we don't have an outhouse.
Homer: MY TOOL SHED!

A classic!