How to please a man and a woman

[Jeslek]

If the woman is 400 pounds...

 

[Professur]

That only covers the woman. That's your excuse for the beer?

 

[Jeslek]

That only covers the woman. That's your excuse for the beer?

I don't drink.

 

[whoreable]

i don't think anything can save this thread

 

[Nixy]

I don't need ALL those things. I just need someone to love me, care forme, hold me and tell me he loves me. No spending of money or buying of flowers is necessary.

 

[Leslie]

I agree, Nixy, none of the money stuff, but I durn well expect the rest of it

 

[Jeslek]

Well I do buy flowers actuall Roses specifically. One at a time for most part. It feels... romantic for me.

 

[Professur]

I don't need ALL those things. I just need someone to love me, care forme, hold me and tell me he loves me. No spending of money or buying of flowers is necessary.

No shit? Where were you when I was looking for the love of my life?


Oh, right. Getting your diaper changed. My bad.

 

[Luis G]

how to please a man:

perform oral sex on him

k, i change that for......

bring beer (or your favourite alcoholic drink), then perform oral sex.

 

[A.B.Normal]

How could you turn away a naked woman at your door with beer

Depends on if the wife was home/asleep or not.

 

[Nixy]

LL: While roses are sweet I personnally perfer something that will last a bit linger unless it's a SUPER special occasion.

 

[Jeslek]

LL: While roses are sweet I personnally perfer something that will last a bit linger unless it's a SUPER special occasion.

Yes well, whatever the girl prefers... My ex liked roses.