How to say I Love You...

[Starya]

Wouldn't that require an umm... "appliance?"

Or magic hands?

 

[chcr]

How to say I Love You...

I always thought Jimmy Buffet said it best...

 

[tonksy]

I always thought Jimmy Buffet said it best...

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

 

[chcr]

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding!
Got it in one.

 

[alex]

"Do me" will work in most cases.

 

[Kruz]

and the smooth Latin lover stereotype explodes.

OMG!
I laughed so hard all the Birds left the room in terror....

 

[paul_valaru]

nothing says love like a restraining order

 

[Nixy]

OMG!
I laughed so hard all the Birds left the room in terror....

awwww poor birds

 

[Luis G]

and the smooth Latin lover stereotype explodes.

It's still better than masita te bajo la regla a lengüetazos

 

[paul_valaru]

It's still better than masita te bajo la regla a lengüetazos

I want to put my nutsack on your face?

 

[Luis G]

I want to put my nutsack on your face?

Nah, when compared that almost sounds like poetry

 

[paul_valaru]

Nah, when compared that almost sounds like poetry

funny, it may SOUND like poetry, but it has yet to work.

 

[Nixy]

It's still better than masita te bajo la regla a lengüetazos

Bend over so I can put this jagged broken glass bottle up your bum?

 

[paul_valaru]

Bend over so I can put this jagged broken glass bottle up your bum?

back to prison talk again?

 

[tonksy]

Funny...when I type it into a translator I get this:
pastry you under the rule to lengüetazos
The last must be a naughty word...or it doesn't translate.

 

[Luis G]

something that perhaps could be catalogued as refined, who knows, perhaps some girl would actually like it

benditas sean las llaves que apretaron las tuercas del camion en que llevó la pila donde te bautizaron

bless the wrench that tightened the screws of the truck that carried the font where you were baptized

 

[Nixy]

back to prison talk again?

Are they fond of using jagged glass bottles in prison?

 

[paul_valaru]

TAQUITO!!!!!

the only spanish I know is Damne cabesa (fuck the spelling, it means gimme head)

 

[paul_valaru]

Are they fond of using jagged glass bottles in prison?

in the pedophile wing

 

[Nixy]

buh?

blessed they are the keys that tightened the nuts of the truck in which it took the battery where they baptized to you