HOWDY

[unclehobart]

no way man ... 000 grit sandpaper would be kinder.

 

[Ardsgaine]

Hmm. Well, whatever flips yer switch!

 

[Scanty]

whatever floats yer boat!

whatever tugs yer tackle!

whatever wiggles yer wang!

whatever pulls yer pecker!

 

[Ardsgaine]

000 sandpaper and machine oil!

 

[unclehobart]

*unclehobart leans into it whilst humming 'row row row your boat'

 

[whoreable]

this thread is awesome

 

[Cleveland]

Why is it when I start one of these threads.... it gets locked or delted?

Anyhow, I am cool too. I wrote in on this thread.

 

[whoreable]

DAMNIT.

 

[Scanty]

gently down the stream...

Belts off, trousers down!
Isn't life a scream!


... BO! .....

 

[unclehobart]

aaaah ... selecta!

 

[whoreable]

YES.

DAMNIT.

 

[Scanty]

...send me some naan...

 

[unclehobart]

I think this girl needs some naan.

 

[unclehobart]

you sure you wouldn't like a nice pumpernickel?

 

[dan]

well you know... when it's time for naan...

personally, i'm more of a mushroom rice kinda guy - but each to their own

 

[freako104]

its ok, i have the arsemonkey 4000 arse protector, guranteed to protect against all primate man-arse chasers [including jerrek ]

j/k

whered you get that woderful toy???!!!!! ill need one!!

 

[PT]

Hi.

Errr. I mean. HOWDY!

 

[Spirit]

 

[PT]

Nice Ass!

 

[Professur]

ROFL@Scanty

I haven't heard that version in years. Thanks.