I ALONE CONTROL OTC BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

HeXp£Øi± said:
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Let's see... I fight with whips, handcuffs and neckties - but can you take it? ;)

**displaying major body language**
 
*opens her drawer of fun*

Let's see, I have some rope, pink fuzzy handcuffs, chocolate body paint, glow in the dark condoms, a whip, leather thong and corset, lace teddy, and an elf costume consiting of a thong, camisole and cute little hat.

Disclaimer: I don't really own any of those things. I would like to though.[/siz]
 
You know what? I still haven't slept. Gimme those pink fuzzy handcuffs i wanna use them as a pillow.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Silly of you thinking control of OTC is you. This place not belong to anyone. It unbiased refuge from evil and attacking by Cats is here not possible. But funny joke you say.


Yeah and .... "All your base belong to us..." and stuff.
 
**rubs hands together** *grins*

An elf fairy, uh? peeerrrrfect! Put it on! You'll look hot... it will tantalize our captive(s) to a point of no return! We'll get thier weaknesses!!

Nix, those stillettos.. make you so taalllll.... you best back down, Hex.. we have TAKEN OVER!!!!!!!!! Muwahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!![/siz]

Nix holds down Hex... I tie him to the...kitchen table :D with the pink fuzzy handcuffs! Handing me the whip.. I step back in my... Betty Crocker apron.... :D cracking it loudly!!

**thinking to myself, "Hey, that reminds me... I need to make some rice krispie squares!" End of stupid thought**

Nix yells - "You must surrender!! You are no match for the women of OTC!" (thoughts of Orange juice, Toast and Coffee cross my mind...) "Spirit!! she yells, "Quick!! Grab LL!! I have a lesson to teach him!! No one tries to gain control of this place but US!!!"

I go off in search of LL when suddenly.........
 
*Nixy unveils her elf costume*

[thinking]DAMN! I am sexy![/thinking]

*begins to paint Hex with the chocolate body paint*
 
NIX! You got 'im where ya want 'im!!!

Attaching a dog collar to LL, I lead him to the ... kitchen chair and tie him in it.

Ok, hun'... show 'em whatchya got!!! :brow:
 
*tosses spirt some silk scarves to tie Cleveland in the doorway*

*takes LL's clothes off*
 
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