Camelyn
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You just gotta love the Molson commercials. They are as close to Canadian patriotism as any of us canucks are likely to get
I AM CANADIAN
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I AM CANADIAN
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1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our footballs fields and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up kicks Mr. Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass & Krispy Kreme Too
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Americans back...past their 'White House'. Then we burned it...and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who
was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied...Go figure..
12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere.
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour.
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing...but showed up just in time to get caught.
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes.
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk.
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year.
22. We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on.
MrBishop said:Shatner I am not Captain Kirk!
Hey, I'm not a Starfleet Commander or T.J. Hooker. I don't live on Starship NCC dash 1701 or own a phaser. I don't know anyone named Bones, Sulu or Spock. And no, I've never had Green Alien Sex -- although
I'm sure it would be quite an evening. I speak English and French, not Klingon. I drink
Labatt's, not Romulan Ale. And when someone says to me, 'Live long and prosper,'
I seriously mean it when I say 'Get a life!' My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's Ginsberg. And Tribbles were puppets! Not real animals!! Puppets!!! And when I speak, I never, ever, talk / like / every /
word / is / its / own / sentence! I live in California, but I was raised in Montreal. I believe in Priceline Dot Com, where you never have to
pay full price for airline tickets, hotels and car rentals. I have appeared on stage at Stratford, Carnegie Hall,
Albert Hall and at the Monkland Theatre in NDG
(Notre Dame de Grace). And yes, I've gone where no man has gone before. But
I was in Mexico and her father gave me permission. My name is William Shatner and I AM CANADIAN
Luis G said: