I gotta.............

[Philly]

dill pickles kick ass

 

[chcr]

gherkins are the really only worthwhile type of pickle on this planet, all the others make my face look like a cats ass!

Sounds like a personal problem.

Nothing like a nice Kosher Dill

That's the truth!

As Arlo would say though:

I don't want a pickle
I wanna ride on my motorsickle
And I don't wanna tickle
I'd rather ride on my motorsickle
And I don't wanna die
Just wanna ride on my motorcy.....
cle.

 

[Philly]

who wants to have a pickle with me?

 

[Mare]

..........Pickle
I gotta pickle
I gotta pickle
HEY! HEY! HEY!

Cute....that's a true saying....

 

[squall14716]

Pickles are yummy.

 

[BlurOfSerenity]

that pickle-beast will haunt me forever

 

[Hoon]

Pickles are only good for one thing.

Sex.

 

[Hoon]

How many posts do I have to get before I can get an avatar?..
30? 40?

 

[dragonstar]

Pickles are only good for one thing.

Sex.

so what happens to the pickle during sex, huh?

 

[Hoon]

Depends.

It could be in any one of three different places.

 

[dragonstar]

Depends.

It could be in any one of three different places.

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please tell me more

 

[pc_builder]

How about a pickle earring?

Guess he was saving that one for later.

 

[Kawaii]

THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

please tell me more

Actually, four. In-hole, out-hole, mouth(kinda pointless) and ear, as some guy demonstrated.

 

[tonksy]

Actually, four. In-hole, out-hole, mouth(kinda pointless) and ear, as some guy demonstrated.

there is nothing pointless about sticking a pickle in your mouth....thats the intended orifice.

 

[Kawaii]

there is nothing pointless about sticking a pickle in your mouth....thats the intended orifice.

I meant in a sexual manner. Giving a pickle a blow-job is kinda silly. But [her in-hole]->[my mouth] could be interesting, though.

 

[kr4]

Agreed on the flaccid pickle - then again, nothing is really nice when it's all limp & wrinkly is it?

I dunno... my grandfather has a wrinkly p.... oh my, we're discussing pickles... yes I agree, crunchy pickles are best.

 

[Hoon]

As a woman..
Having a pickle in your mouth may not do much for you...
But it does for us guys.
And isn't that what it's really all about?

As far as the ear orafice..
I don't think that would do much for either sex.

 

[Philly]

As a woman..
Having a pickle in your mouth may not do much for you...
But it does for us guys.
And isn't that what it's really all about?

As far as the ear orafice..
I don't think that would do much for either sex.

look at ya did, you scared everyone away.

alright here's the return of the pickle thread

 

[BeardofPants]

I dunno... my grandfather has a wrinkly p.... oh my, we're discussing pickles... yes I agree, crunchy pickles are best.

So you're saying you like the look of your grandfathers wrinkly pecker?

 

[AlphaTroll]

So you're saying you like the look of your grandfathers wrinkly pecker?

Hehe - the words Trailer, Jerry and teeth come to mind