I know im too new to post stuff like this but, *emergency*

[HubbaHubba]

i seriously screwed atm ... i pooped, and now my toilets backed up .. from the poop!

SHIT! anyone have experience.. i've got and know how to use a plunger but the poop is the real problem; i dont know what to do?! (ive never clogged a frikken toilet in my life)

(Great way to start, eh?)

 

[Squiggy]

Hang a dead toad around your neck for 6 months. Then flush again...

 

[unclehobart]

more fiber in your diet would be a good start.

 

[HubbaHubba]

i was holding it in to read you folks bloody posts! you are equally responsible in my book

 

[Squiggy]

Wow ...We've never been blamed for that before...Yea OTC!

 

[ipmoof]

whoreable is the poop expert, although I believe Jerrek is also quite experienced in the area of getting one's poop-chute purged.

 

[Jeslek]

lmao Mike, just flush the toilet and use the plunger... To avoid this problem in the future, triple your intake of fruit and vegetables and cut the intake of meat and other crap.

 

[ipmoof]

See, I told you.

 

[Jeslek]

ipmoof, want to learn?

 

[HubbaHubba]

i tried that already (yes its still there) but one more flush and it overflows ?(

 

[ipmoof]

ipmoof, want to learn?

Not really, no.

 

[Jeslek]

wuss

Kazzap just as your roommates to help you out.

 

[ipmoof]

eh?

 

[Jeslek]

Kazzap?

His Gnome Wizard's name. http://www.arcanist.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=434

 

[HubbaHubba]

im the only one home

 

[Jeslek]

Plunge.... just keep going at it, in and out, ...

 

[ipmoof]

 

[ipmoof]

To avoid this problem in the future, triple your intake of fruit and vegetables...

What if he currently doesn't eat any fruit and vegetables?

I thought you were supposed to be good at math.

 

[Jeslek]

He does... And who says I'm good at math? I almost failed Calculus...

 

[ipmoof]

Oh I was joking. I know you suck at math dude, don't worry.