I attached the q-tip to the non-brushing(im not totally cruel) side of the toothbrush and proceeded to poke until *victory* the poop broke in two! With a swift flush and a yalp of hurrah! i kicked the crap outta my poop!
I assume you mean toilet paper? and I assume it is confined to your house?
We run out here allt he time. Tis a huge pain to trek across campus and pay 3x the normal amount for some so we just used tissue til we go to the grocery store