I know Simplyred!

[BeardofPants]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.

I think I need brain bleach.

 

[SouthernN'Proud]

If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.

Congratulations. I'm speechless, nauseated, and dizzy. All in one post.

*bows to the master*

 

[paul_valaru]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.



All the way to then end with a straight face. Damn I'm good.

......


that is just WRONG

 

[simplyred]

Hey, knock it off. This site is located on a server in the States, and as such, that homophobic crap isn't allowed. Now edit all your posts and make like nothing happened. If Leslie wants to shove her vibrator up Paul's ass, while he's wearing nothing but a tutu and a tiara, that's between them, and them alone.



All the way to then end with a straight face. Damn I'm good.

I was eating chips while I read that! Have you ever snarffed chips out your nose??? LMAO!!!

 

[Professur]

I was eating chips while I read that! Have you ever snarffed chips out your nose??? LMAO!!!

Not even 100 posts. My job here is done.

 

[simplyred]

I'm just glad I was alone. It was a less than attractive site!

 

[paul_valaru]

I'm just glad I was alone. It was a less than attractive site!

you know, somewhere on the internet is a guy willing to pay to see it.

 

[simplyred]

you know, somewhere on the internet is a guy willing to pay to see it.

I'll split the profit with you....

 

[Professur]

you know, somewhere on the internet is a guy willing to pay to see it.

Probably here.

Um ... what kind of chips? Salt and vinager must hurt like hell.

 

[paul_valaru]

I'll split the profit with you....

I saw a site...it was for guys who get turned on by women in ballgowns, in 4x4s, stuck in the mud.

I shit you not.

 

[simplyred]

Probably here.

Um ... what kind of chips? Salt and vinager must hurt like hell.

Wavy Lays with Green Onion dip. I think I ruptured something in my nasal cavity. *sniff, clicks teeth* feels goooood *sigh*

 

[Professur]

Yeouch.

I shit you not.

no, that costs extra.

 

[HomeLAN]

I saw a site...it was for guys who get turned on by women in ballgowns, in 4x4s, stuck in the mud.

I shit you not.

I don't wanna know what you were searching for when you found that...

 

[alex]

my arse is not open for discussion.

You should tattoo "EXIT ONLY" just above your ass.

 

[paul_valaru]

I don't wanna know what you were searching for when you found that...

somethingawful.com awful link of the day.

 

[alex]

Ever been to rotten.com? Some gross shit on there.

 

[Luis G]

This gotta be one of the longest welcome threads ever.

 

[alex]

Well, we did get to see a picture of her.

 

[Luis G]

Well, we did get to see a picture of her.

Really? when?

 

[alex]

You posted it....remember?