I know this is how I guard my porn!

[tonksy]

Well just don’t ask what I use for adhesive…

you must be a hell of a shot.

 

[PT]

If I'd wanted to hide any porn from Brandi, all I had to do was put it under her work shoes.

That is the funniest thing I've heard all night. Thank you.

*Wipes water off of screen

 

[Inkara1]

Glad to be of service. There's plenty more where that came from.

 

[BeardofPants]

Glad to be of service. There's plenty more where that came from.

So your marriage *was* good for something then?

 

[Inkara1]

If you wanted some real comic relief, you should have seen what asses Brandi, her mom, her brother and her sister-in-law made of themselves at JJR512.com in an attempt to hurt me in the days before the board got shut down for the past-due bill.

 

[breaky]

one copy on my hard drive, another on a cdrw, another on a cdr, all with hardcore encryption and protection, i'm not letting anyone see my boy unless i really want them to, but seriously it's for our viewing pleasure only!!!!!!!!!

 

[AlphaTroll]

Keep it in the closet with all the other toys. If someone sees it then so be it - although I might need to explain to my sister that a jelly vibrator is not a chew toy

 

[SexyBoo]

...although I might need to explain to my sister that a jelly vibrator is not a chew toy

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'm serious! She thought one of the pink ones could be used as a teething ring for her baby..... even asked me what it actually was supposed to be!

 

[Arris]

You and your sister are no much alike then

 

[AlphaTroll]

I'm nothing at all like either of them really. My mother often laments the fact that I'm her wild child

BTW - I told her what it was before she could actually give it to youngster.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

I'm nothing at all like either of them really. My mother often laments the fact that I'm her wild child

BTW - I told her what it was before she could actually give it to youngster.

oh you should have sent her out to the park or something with the kid sucking on it. see how fast she would have gotten arrested.

 

[chcr]

oh you should have sent her out to the park or something with the kid sucking on it. see how fast she would have gotten arrested.

 

[SexyBoo]

oh you should have sent her out to the park or something with the kid sucking on it. see how fast she would have gotten arrested.

Oh man! How funny would that be?

 

[Aunty Em]

oh you should have sent her out to the park or something with the kid sucking on it. see how fast she would have gotten arrested.

I would have loved to have seen that!

 

[freako104]

I'm serious! She thought one of the pink ones could be used as a teething ring for her baby..... even asked me what it actually was supposed to be!

shes so innocent isnt she? can i corrupt her? please?

 

[AlphaTroll]

No, no, no!

(at least not until I've had my turn with you )

 

[freako104]

well you can have me whenever you want to

 

[Professur]

It also can wick moisture up through the walls and turn all 4 years of your copies of Naughty Madrid Nurses into mushroom growing loam.

Tragic thing that ... *tsk*

He didn't let this mushroom near his porn either.



Tonks .... some of us don't have husbands.

 

[unclehobart]

You didn't ask. It's not like I was supposed to walk up to you entire family unit and say : 'Prof... have I shown you the porn vault yet?'