Yeah like the night when my kid came home from prom
(the second one during his junior year, gurls love that kid)
and I got too teach my completely trashed
Son the proper way to puke up over a fifth of whiskey
and remain awake long enough to be sure he wasn't gonna die.
Yeah them teenagers are fun to raise
wait til Tonk's lil' future hotties there start draggin'
home the boi's Unc will have to act all scary and stuff
hey with any luck Gonz you'll have a parade of smokin' hawt
teenage virgins runnin' through yer house like I did
fer a time...
Ah yes it is all behind me now though...