If you want to infuriate a conservative....

That is exactly it Gonz.

If our government would do what real Conservatives wanted
all our problems (those that government can actually solve)
would be resolved in short order.

I'm sure that there are millions that don't care if our currency
is debased and our debt is ruinous.

That our military is used to build soup kitchens for seventh century
throw backs while 20 million illegals invade our country.

That our own government tramples on the constitution and our leaders
are practicing crony capitalism.

Our industry flees over seas and we are hamstrung by insane regulations.

But conservatives would not allow these things to continue.

Nope socialism has won and there's no turning back now.
 
wow yeah i woulda voted for a REAL anarcho-syndicalist but there just hasn't been one on the ballot for a real long time.

poor me. :crap:
 
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you guys are just upset because your only true, ideologically pure conservative was HA HA palin the worthless dipshit. oh yeah there's also bachmann. and cain.

of course you do need to be a dipshit to think that simply cutting government would produce an economic miracle. fucking storybook nonsense. like it's the government that's been holding back everything. no kids, most of it is your own inertia.
 
we are dipshits because there isn't a conservative running

the government up the debt, taxing the economy into ruin
while debasing the currency and chasing corporations off shore
has had no effect on the economy

Well who the fuck are you going to blame when this whole thing
comes crashing down around our ears? The Chicoms?
 
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we are dipshits because there isn't a conservative running
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no you are dipshits because you are looking for a mythical unicorn - a "conservative" who seems bright. people do not become conservatives because they are smart. more typically some of the reasons are...

a) they have run out of ideas
b) they never had any ideas
c) lack of education, sometimes by choice or appearing as post-hoc rationalization of the same (hi gonz) and refusal to learn anything outside of scripture i.e. WILLFUL IGNORANCE and mental torpor.
d) a provincial attitude
e) phallus worship
f) general slowness/inertia
g) poor taste
h) ugliness, lack of an ability to get laid by someone better looking than john merrick
i) plain stupidity
j) childhood abuse and/or neglect

and, finally, the biggest reason of them all...

k) a feeling of puniness that seems to be offset by identifying with power. er wait i already covered that one in phallus worship. ummm, "staunch conservative" blow up brown muslim enemies with big metal dong from SKY! YUMMY right kids???
 
There is an educated answer. It says nothing of value but damn does it look good doing it...just like the Harvard grads
 
Thanks for revealing your Liberal Viewpoint

We are in awe of your superior nature,
we are not worthy enough to share the planet with
someone that thinks so highly of himself
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but it must be rather disconcerting to you to know that
the majority of Americans are indeed conservatives.

If the shit ever does hit the fan, you'll be the first to go.
 
hah. right. it's the old "we're not worthy" bullshit that surfaces whenever a chimp has nothing of substance to say.

both self-declared liberals and conservatives are buffoons. they are both pre-scripted scripture-loving dittoheads that lack analytic abilities of their own. they are nothing more than ignorant joiners. kinda like mac users or paulbots.

hey man, if you want to be the exact flip side of the occupy wall street weenors, be my guest.
 
You are absolutely right, the Tea Party Is
the exact opposite of the OWS scum.

I know it irks you no end to be associated with them
and that is SO not my problem.

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Well then be sure to count me as one of the Dumbshits!

along with tens of millions of others


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yeah winky...

black and white it is. yawn.

the teabaggers and the OWS people may have different superficial values, but deep down they share the perverse desire to be led, and a deep love of orthodoxy.

you peg me as 'the other' because i disagree with a lot of the whining around here. well, pegging makes things easier. and i've heard you really love pegging. er no that's jim. HA.
 
I can no longer be sad for you because
you believe that crap, that's your problem
sitting around thinking you are the one with all the answers
you go on with your bad self home girl!

All we want is for them leave us the fuck alone

haven't you been listening at all?

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Come to think of it?
Where did all those idiots go?
 
right. because all we really need are a few pieces of scripture. yes between the constitution an ayn rand, it's all right there! why if only i had the arrogance to think that i'd figured out the one best way for everything...

don't blame me for your constipation. you did this to yourself.

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yes you know we are Right and you can't stand it

but it's far to late for you now

there's no turning back on your road to socialist hell
so you've wisely decided to enjoy the ride

Kudos to you!

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right. because i would have voted for thad mccotter. but that didn't register. what does register is that i don't approve of the comic book version of things that you revel in. and that must mean i am a socialist. of course i already know your stock answer to this, so how about something entertaining instead? or perhaps the nicest girlie pic you have that won't violate the AUP? hah.
 
conservative....

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religionsilenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

The Left sides "...invariably with evil over good, wrong over right,
and the behaviors that lead to failure over those that lead to success."
 
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