I'm short, buy me a car

[freako104]

hes a midget. happy

 

[Gonz]

not vertically challenged, challenged is a no no in the new PC, he is ......gravatationally inspired

 

[paul_valaru]

horizontally gifted?

 

[Gonz]

short, dwarf, midget all work fine & get the point across just fine. Spare their feelings my ass, they know they're short.

 

[paul_valaru]

so, anyone think he will sue the goverment if they get him a mini?

 

[freako104]

short, dwarf, midget all work fine & get the point across just fine. Spare their feelings my ass, they know they're short.

id agree wtih two but dwarfs arent necessarily short.and rather than sue theyll use their axe to chop some bastard down to size

 

[Gato_Solo]

so, anyone think he will sue the goverment if they get him a mini?

Who cares? He'll still need that phone book on the seat, and blocks on the pedals.

 

[chcr]

Who cares? He'll still need that phone book on the seat, and blocks on the pedals.

Hey! Hey! Thats how I learned to drive. (I was twelve)


P.S. Short person still waiting for his car over here.

 

[freako104]

ever heard teh phrase the check is in the mail? same concept

 

[BeardofPants]

...but dwarfs arent necessarily short.

That is true: look at Carrot from Terry Pratchet's Diskworld.

 

[freako104]

i never read that series tho i am familiar wiht him. the Discworld became an rpg that i got to see before i joined a school club.

 

[BeardofPants]

Carrot.

 

[chcr]

I relate the most to Gaspode. I do think that the way a trolls brain works better the cooler it is is a fascinating idea though.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I've found it! The perfect car for the gentleman in question...