In the spirit of fun, here is a reverse Q&A thread....

[G.I.Jane]

What happened to your pants?

Is that really the size?

 

[Thulsa Doom]

Q: Hey wanna see a picture of my Manhattan apartment?

A: Well there were purple hairs all over it.

 

[G.I.Jane]

Why did you dye your hair green?

I thought I saw Elvis

 

[SexyBoo]

Why did you go running into that wedding chapel in Vegas?

The idiot kept coming at me with that silly glitter dildo in his hands!

 

[G.I.Jane]

Why did you buy new batteries?

You did what, for that??

 

[freako104]

i told you i dated his daughter.




why is that so bad?

 

[BeardofPants]

Why did you stick a duck up your butt?

It goes anti-clockwise.

 

[SexyBoo]

Why on earth are you always so late? Is there something wrong with your watch?

Because it felt so good, and then I just couldn't stop.

 

[freako104]

why didnt you stop massaging me?



so thats what they are

 

[Kawaii]

Did you hear the Govt is actually composed entirely of computers with the AI of a '75 calulator?

I confess, it was I who molested it.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

why is there a hole in the cabbage?


12,738

 

[SexyBoo]

What is the exact number of minutes it would take before you could get erect again?

But Alice jumped into the wishing well.

 

[G.I.Jane]

Is there a reason that fully explains Alice's state of dress?

I wanted to see exactly how fast my new car would go.

 

[SexyBoo]

Now why exactly did you drive your car off of that cliff when you saw the state trooper?

Because Jen's radio was orange with purple and blue flowers!

 

[Kawaii]

Why did you put Jen in a psychiatric hospital?

42.

 

[Rose]

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?


A hefty hippo can haul as much hay as a hefty hippo could if a hefty hippo could haul hay.

 

[Thulsa Doom]

so what are they gonna say now that the woodchuk has retired?

because he kept sticking strawberries in there.

 

[SexyBoo]

Why does Timmy have a rash around his belly button?

I have always found that a cucumber works really well.

 

[Nitro_RaiDen]

How do i plug the hole in my roof ?


she said i could try it on her once but i didn't think it would kill her.

 

[G.I.Jane]

Why did Sue have the race car sticking out of her nose?


Mt. Hood has alot of snow this time of year.