Inaugural Incongruity

abooja

Well-Known Member
Let me see if I've got this straight...

So, this guy

Guyhair.jpg


is going to sing this song written by this guy

JohnAshcroft.jpg


at the inauguration, the same event at which this guy

kidrock2.jpg


will be performing.

:blank:

Guy Hovis from the Lawrence Welk Show and Kid Rock together on one stage at a presidential inauguration. Maybe Slick Willy will join them on sax to complete the dysfunctional family.

Did W legalize marijuana and I somehow missed it? :confused:
 
I'm not even sure it's a piece. Check out the others. :p

BTW, is that not the worst song ever written?! I've got to give Ashcroft credit for having huge balls.
 
abooja said:
I'm not even sure it's a piece. Check out the others. :p

BTW, is that not the worst song ever written?! I've got to give Ashcroft credit for having huge balls.
Christ... Beehives so high they have their own climate zone.
 
unclehobart said:
That first pic has, bar none, the worst fucking hairpiece I have ever beheld.

Nope, sorry, he's already been outdone

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I think the money they used paying off Armstrong Williams to promote No Child Left Behind would have been better spent hiring a more recognizable singer from the last century, preferably one who does not employ vibrato in his singing style. It's as if they couldn't decide between painfully unhip and ludicrously so.

Let the eeeeeeagle soarrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

:massacre:
 
unclehobart said:
Ludacris then?
My thoughts exactly. :evilcool:

You wanna jump for joy, cause he's your favorite boy
Al Qaeda blastin’ toy - say it (vote for me!)
Nobody has to know, just how much he done blow
Slick Willy, he done mo’ - what? (blow meee!)
Nothin but Texas Hold ‘Em, shotguns and hidden scrotums
You had to vote for SOMEONE - say it (vote for me!)
Y'all liked that Yankee schmuck?, he really fucked it up
Swiftboats and ketchup - what? (blow, meee!)
 
aCtually I think Kid Rock is playing at a different venue for the young repubs, its a Jenna and Babs thing.

You know so the old farts can have their own party.


Funny that Ashcrofts musical talents have been kept secret for so long, maybe the left would have loved him for the his soul.
 
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