Inky's Pun Emporium

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Since Inky seems to be the expert on puns (would that make him the Pun-isher, or just another puny guy?) I've decided to open a clinique for him to practice his skills. Anyone wishing to participate should post their pun here for Inky to critique and polish it.

Disclaimer: the management of Inky's Pun Emporium takes no responsability for hurt feelings, wounded pride, mis-interpreted commentary, sprained ankles from jumping to conclusions, or the assorted injuries potentially inflicted on anyone sitting on a park bench and set upon by a gaggle of angry mothers and drag queens wearing 7" stilletos and swinging Gucci handbags filled with monkey poo and breathing out their assholes.
 
How about people sitting on a park bench...eyeing little girls with bad intent...snot running down their nose...greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes?
 
What? Doesn't pants-filching even rate anymore? Is everyone so acclimitised to being in their underoos that they no longer care? :mope:
 
BeardofPants said:
What? Doesn't pants-filching even rate anymore? Is everyone so acclimitised to being in their underoos that they no longer care? :mope:
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Don't wear 'em...
 
alex said:
I submit to you for review my best pun:





That one earned a lot of karma.
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I have to admit, you did well with that one. :D

I remember how stoked I was that I was actually able to get "love means never winning at tennis" into print in my sports section. :D
 
BeardofPants said:
What? Doesn't pants-filching even rate anymore? Is everyone so acclimitised to being in their underoos that they no longer care? :mope:
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It says puns....not buns.....hun ;)
 
a gamma ray will pass through a pig lengthwise, while an alpha ray will be stopped by even a single sheet of paper
 
Winky said:
a gamma ray will pass through a pig lengthwise, while an alpha ray will be stopped by even a single sheet of paper
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...and a Charles, Ray is dead...
 
Inkara1 said:
I remember how stoked I was that I was actually able to get "love means never winning at tennis" into print in my sports section. :D
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Anyone throw 'maters?
 
Inkara1 said:
I have to admit, you did well with that one. :D

I remember how stoked I was that I was actually able to get "love means never winning at tennis" into print in my sports section. :D
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And on that note - could gay tennisplayers win in straight sets?
 
Winky said:
a gamma ray will pass through a pig lengthwise, while an alpha ray will be stopped by even a single sheet of paper
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I need to start wearing my Superman suits again I guess.
 
I posted 10 puns, hoping one of them would make people laugh... but, unfortunately, no pun in 10 did.
 
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