Intervention

[paul_valaru]

well there seems to one going on in my hotel right now. A semi regular guy checked in to our best suite, which he NEVER does, stays for a week, which he never does, tipping the staff like no tomorrow, parties hookers booze, and seems to be high as a kite. Well he told the guy on shift before me, he left his wife, drove up here cause he likes it (he is from ohio) and is opening an escort agency, buying cars with cash. Well his family (mother father sister) called him and came all the way down...he thinks to party got them a expensive room each...but they don't look to happy, and I cancelled one room, (to save him money when he comes to his senses) and they are up there right now.

 

[Leslie]

There are enough escort agencies here already. He didn't think that through too good.

Holy mid-life-crisis explosion.

 

[paul_valaru]

update, failure they left crying.

 

[Leslie]

He'll be crying soon enough.

 

[paul_valaru]

He'll be crying soon enough.

yep, he just ordered 2 stretch limos

 

[Leslie]

for him and...the crackhoes?

 

[paul_valaru]

for him and...the crackhoes?

I would assume, I don't know, just keeping my head down, staying out of it

 

[Leslie]

if the kids weren't here I'd come watch. That sounds better'n TV.

 

[PT]

Only thing you can do now is get the best tips you can out of him before he runs out of cash...

 

[paul_valaru]

Only thing you can do now is get the best tips you can out of him before he runs out of cash...

I am working on it

 

[Inkara1]

Hey! Get some tips for me too while you're at it!

 

[paul_valaru]

Hey! Get some tips for me too while you're at it!

fuck man I think the guy broke the bank, he keep s saying "take care of me later" but I think he is broke now

 

[Inkara1]

Damn... I always seem to come around right as the supply dries up... same thing with the girls I meet.

 

[paul_valaru]

1 whore 2 whore 3 whore more..


now directing hookers to his room.

 

[Winky]

*awaits updates*

if you hear a shot you'll know the par-tay's over.

 

[highwayman]

Well he told the guy on shift before me, he left his wife, drove up here cause he likes it (he is from ohio) and is opening an escort agency, buying cars with cash.

So much for his 401k...
Let us know when his credit card is declined...

 

[Professur]

I hope you already billed and closed the CC charge, dude.

 

[Inkara1]

*awaits updates*

if you hear a shot you'll know the par-tay's over.

Hey now! You know damn well no one up there has any guns... all the murders are via poisoned Tim Horton's coffee. Poisoning coffee is a very quiet way to off someone.

 

[Professur]

But, he's an american.

 

[Inkara1]

And I'm sure the fully-utilized gun rack behind the seat of his truck, over the gas tank, caused no problems at all at the border.