IRC quotes... hilarious

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]God made, Adam bit, Noah
arked, Abraham split, Joseph
ruled, Jacob fooled, bush talked,
Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued,
people walked, sea divided,
tablets guided, promise landed,
Saul freaked, David peeked,
prophets warned, Jesus born,
God walked, love talked, anger
crucified, hope died, Love rose,
Spirit flamed, Word spread, God
remained.[/font]

That's it. That's all you really need to know.
 
Ok, this is pretty sick......but I'm a sick puppy anyway......so I found it funny :D

<[HZ]Mitlancer> Dont talk about death.... please my grandfather just died
<[HZ]Mitlancer> No serious he did just die....
<[HZ]Mitlancer> In a way im quite proud of him
<[HZ]Mitlancer> he died having sex to my grandma, he is 93 years old and was getting his thing on
<[HZ]Mitlancer> anyways my grandma said "We were doing it on sunday morning, it was sunday cause he could use the church bells to pace himself"
<[HZ]Mitlancer> i think he would be alive today if an icecream van didnt go past
 
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