It's 2:47am...

[Luis G]

dude, green mellon ack.....let it turn orange....

Turn orange? Damn... I think it'd go brown and stink of piss before it went orange, Luis. It ain't a Mexican melon, dude.

ohhhh, i just saw the pic again, and yes, that doesn't look like the melons you find here.

 

[Luis G]

Yeah, but then you've never tasted MY melons...

*puts head in hands*

...Sorry! I'm sorry! I couldn't resist...

*tastes Scanty's melons*

they sure are nice


(ok, IPH is going to hit me because of that) *runs away*

 

[MuFu]

*calmly cuts off Luis' testicles with a blunt, rusty knife and stamps on them*

 

[MuFu]

Turn orange? Damn... I think it'd go brown and stink of piss before it went orange, Luis. It ain't a Mexican melon, dude.

He's referring to the famous French Cantaloupe!

They're awesome. Never tasted melons better than those!

Hmm... I find it very suspicious that you know so much about melons.

 

[Scanty]

*said in a Monty Python style*

"How do you know so much about melons?"

 

[kuulani]

Yeah, but then you've never tasted MY melons...

*puts head in hands*

...Sorry! I'm sorry! I couldn't resist...

*tastes Scanty's melons*

they sure are nice


(ok, IPH is going to hit me because of that) *runs away*

*lightbulb going on* Are you guys a couple?

 

[Scanty]

 

[kuulani]

well ...

 

[MuFu]

No. Definitely not.

DISGUSTING!!!!

(go look at Scanty's pic in the gallery - who dat with her?!)

 

[Leslie]

 

[kuulani]

*feeling like I'm missing out on a joke*
*going to Photo gallery*

 

[Scanty]

Where's that puke smilie when I need it?

Ahh!

uke:

 

[Scanty]

HAHAHAHAHA

Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!



There's the fella...

 

[kuulani]

*not getting joke*

oops. my bad.

 

[kuulani]

MuF, is that you in the pic?

 

[Justintime]

They be bro and Sista, and yah, that be him

 

[Leslie]

you drunk man?

 

[MuFu]

Damn straight.

 

[kuulani]

oooh, yikes. incest. not good.

sorry 'bout that.

 

[Justintime]

you drunk man?