It's 2:47am...

[Luis G]

*calmly cuts off Luis' testicles with a blunt, rusty knife and stamps on them*

that one

see page 1

*tastes Scanty's melons again*

 

[unclehobart]

Where do I go to purchase a ticket for this melon tasting contest?

 

[ipmoof]

DON'T PAY HER!!! She is fuckin' LOADED.

 

[ipmoof]

so mufu is iph?

Yep. I have to change my username every so often otherwise they don't renew my Schizophrenics Annonymous membership.

 

[ipmoof]

aw man, sweat memories!

Ewww....

 

[whoreable]

i just move to new boards with new chatacters

 

[ipmoof]

Don't leave this one. You are a funny motherfucker, motherfucker.

 

[PT]

Really, I would break down in tears if you ever left. That or jump for joy, I'm really not quite sure.

 

[ipmoof]

It's a fine line, isn't it?

 

[Scanty]

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[PT]

It's a fine line, isn't it?

It really is. It's a good thing I won't have to make that call for awhile.

 

[ipmoof]

I'm loaded??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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Oh? Did you spend it all already?!

Drinks on Scanty, everybody...

 

[unclehobart]

Cool... a bird with 5 quid. Im sooo there.

*pops a breath mint*

heeey, baby... can I have this dance?

 

[Scanty]

 

[Scanty]

That smilie is so unattractive...

Anyway, yeah, you're not far off with the 5 quid thing.

 

[fury]

I'm loaded?

Need some help unloading?

 

[Gato_Solo]

Cool... a bird with 5 squid. Im sooo there.

*pops a breath mint*

heeey, baby... can I have this dance?

...Unc competing with the sailors...

 

[unclehobart]

damn right... lesse... sailor approach... *thinks*

heeey baby... wanna see my dinghy? ... mm... nah ...

heeey baby... can I feel your floatation devices? *wink*.... mm.. nah...

let me down some tea and lemon squares and I'll get back to it.

 

[ipmoof]

Hello sailor. Hello sailor. Hello sailor.

 

[Scanty]

lol was that on purpose ^?