J-A-I-L

[sung]Can you help me with,
B.A.I.L
I need to get out of
J.A.I.L
I got caught with a gun
and some drugs for my fun
Now I'm fucked and I'm on the run. [/sung]

:rofl:

Yet another failed actor/musician visiting the inside of a jail-cell.
They should have a program.

F.S.N.A. - failed stars narcotics anonymous.
 
Imagine one of the Village People doing drugs. Whod a thunk it?
 
Alright, that song is runnin' 'round me feeble brain.

During the 4th festivities, that song came on the
Karaoke. No one had any idea that:

A. there were so many durned werds to that song and

B. I was amazed at just how poorly written that song was.


Young man, there's no need to feel down. :hump:
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time. (sodomy is fun)

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ... (we need new meat)

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
(an hour on the tower of power?)
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be? (my bitch?)
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams. :crap:
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself. (heh heh)
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf, (yeah right)
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ... :toomuch:

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself clean,(you dirty boi) you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.(used to like gurls?)
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...(Yesh, toit like a toiger.)

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...:banana2:

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.:blow:

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?:spank2:
 
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