Joke

[Jeslek]

So a liquor store owner runs a decent business and he was having a usual working day when a nun walked in and picked up a bottle of Scotch. The liquor store owner was startled. "Is it ok for you to buy that Scotch maam?" he inquired. The nun replied,"It's perfectly fine dear, The (Head nun *sorry forgot the term used*) is constipated, she found that scotch is the best remedy under those circumstances." So the owner took that as an ok to sell the nun her Scotch, and the nun walked off.

When the hours were done, the store owner closed up shop he was walking down the street when he found the nun from before, drunk out of her mind, sprawled near a pole with the smell of scotch everywhere. The owner was appaled,"Mother you said that scotch was going to be used for the (head nun)'s constipation. The nun replied in a drunken manner, "Yeah, the (head nun) is constipated, she'll shit when she sees me now!"




lol

 

[Jeslek]

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona and sees that the car's oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor.

He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you've blown a seal."

"No, no, no," the penguin replies, wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."

 

[Shadowfax]

lol