Jokes at the expense of France

[Gonz]

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?




Nobody knows, it's never been tried.

edit-this's the one I meant

 

[flavio]

Doesn't this belong in Entertainment?

 

[Shadowfax]

isn't this supposed to be funny?

 

[flavio]

isn't this supposed to be funny?

Maybe that's why it's not in Entertainment? Doesn't qualify.

 

[Shadowfax]

the title is misleading then.

 

[unclehobart]

Napoleon could tell you. He was a fairly solid tactician.

 

[Gonz]

Doesn't this belong in Entertainment?

It's an apparently feeble attempt at lightheartedness.

Napoleon could tell you. He was a fairly solid tactician.

He wasn't French. See Postcodes thread.

 

[Gonz]

Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?





So the Germans could march in the shade.

 

[Shadowfax]

i thought people were supposed to make jokes...not idiotic useless remarks while generalizing millions of people.

this is plain pathetic.

 

[unclehobart]

Mass generalizations are a sub element of a great deal of jokes.

 

[Jeslek]

Good ones Gonz


Going to war without France is like going hunting without an accordion.

 

[Gonz]

ok, it's not really France but awfully close.

GOOD NEWS!

Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism! They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.

BAD NEWS...

With the current exchange rate that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.

 

[outside looking in]

lol, that last one is pretty good.

 

[Professur]

Actually, the heaviest Canadian ship headed out this week to HQ the canadian forces. HMCS Iroquois, If I recall correctly.

 

[HubbaHubba]

Watch out, or we'll peacekeep! We've got guns, and we're not allowed to use them!

(But our beer isnt ass so its even )