MrBishop
Well-Known Member
Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pants”
1) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) The Force is strong in my pants.
4) Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5) Your pants, you will not need them.
6) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7) You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9) In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10) I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11) Pull up! All pants pull up!
12) I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13) I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14) Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15) These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
1) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2) You are unwise to lower your pants.
3) The Force is strong in my pants.
4) Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5) Your pants, you will not need them.
6) I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7) You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9) In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10) I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11) Pull up! All pants pull up!
12) I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13) I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14) Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15) These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
