A great injustice has been done. A national inequity has been perpetuated. And other multisyllabic words to that effect.
Cartoon Network, normally a haven for all that is good and right (providing that "all that is good and right" is defined as Superfriends reruns) had a little cartoon election recently. Fifty thousand people voted for Scooby Doo for President. The Powerpuff Girls were second, and Bugs Bunny was third.
Fine. But Josie and the Pussycats were voted thirtieth or so. And that, friends, is a travesty of justice! Because, and I realize you may not agree with this statement, Josie and the Pussycats are better than Scooby Doo and his bunch. Similar, but better.
